Man's Best Friend

This campus is petist. Not racist, but petist.

Pretty much the only pet that's actually allowed on campus are dogs. (I don't count the pets that were snuck into the dorms illegally) Other than fish in a certain size tank, that's the only pet you can have in your dorms. The reason for this is that the dogs are supposedly "hearing" dogs. Of course, the majority of the dogs are puppies and/or miniature dogs such as poodles that poop on the staircases or chihuahuas with anxiety disorders.

So what's wrong with other pets? As long as we register them or let the resident advisors know that they are here, I think we should be allowed to have other pets in the dorm rooms. And of course, as long as the other roommates in the room approve.

I really, really, really want a hedgehog. They're the cutest little creatures ever, and so unique. They're easy to care for, fun to play with, and how can you resist their cute little black noses?

But nooo, the dorm policy (and Clean Freak) says they're not allowed in the rooms...So it's no pet for me.

It's injustice, I say. Down with Petism! Care to join me on my protest march to the Campus Activities desk?